angelwingsandplaid:

averypottermormon:

thetremblingofmyhand:

My mom asked me to make cupcakes, so assuming they were for my family, I iced them white with supernatural-themed red demon traps and blood spatter and some of them even had Lucifer written in calligraphy-ish font.

But then I found out that the cupcakes are for a church bake sale.

Do you see how this might be an issue?

you’re my hero

I love you, be my best friend.

(via gallifreyanassbutts)

hunkyharry:

do you ever reblog from the source to cover up the fact you’re creeping on somebody’s blog 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

squidwurd:

i got an email from google saying my ads were disabled because i violated their policy by having “adult or mature content” on my blog and this was the picture they said was the violation

(via endlesslysherlocked)

lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM 

AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege

(via mickey-the-idiot)

I like people you can have comfortable silences with

(Source: nonboobified, via cas-wants-the-dean)

timecrossedlovers:

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN

(Source: alonecadillac, via superavengedoctormerlock)

codykru:

everyone’s middle name should be motherfuckin

(via mickey-the-idiot)

aduhm:

closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger

(via cas-wants-the-dean)